Update July 30, 2019, 5:05 PM CST
This maintenance/upgrade has been postponed. I hit a bump. No need to read on.
I am in the process of updating my website's design. As this work is performed, you may run across bad behavior or general funkiness while browsing this site.
To my millions1 of visitors, I appreciate your understanding and patience during this upgrade process. Thank you!
1. Although I have no evidence that millions visit my website either by server logs or otherwise I do, however, dare to entertain the possibility.